Forum Games: Corrupt a Wish

Instructions: Reply to a wish with it coming true but it having a bad side about it. (ex. Granted, but it the money was in a monopoly money.) Then after you type the reply write your wish. NO DOUBLE POSTING.


Ill start off.



I wish my fence was made out of lazers that i can turn off and on.

but with great power comes great responsibility, and laser infested rats!! not sure what they are

i want to have one dirty wish, one where i can wish any dirty thing and have it happen.

i wish for a donkey


i got an ass

=) did i do it right lolz

Noes death. You reply to the persons wish, for you, being texas. Here ill reply for him.

Granted but the dirty wish turns clean in 30 mins.

I wish the dishes could wash themselves.

Deathkilla wrote:

i wish for a donkey


i got an ass

=) did i do it right lolz

The donkey didnt have a ass

I wish for dawg to give me a hug :p

Granted, but dawg had spiked arms.

I wish monkeys were smart.

if they were, theyd realise how big of a deuschebag the human race is, and destroy us all.

i wish i could speak dolphinnish

if you could speak dolphinnish, you would be used as experiments for the rest of your life in solitary confiment.

i wish for a Bugatti Veyron Super Sports car

Granted but the car will disinigrate in 24 hours

I wish we could bhop in real life



Off topic: just wanted to what this does [wow]bananana[/wow]

yes, but you have to carry around a giant spacebar, because theres no mwheel allowed. and scripting makes you get hit repeatedly by a swarm of cpu monitors.
gmod idiot box!

i wish i knew how to use that pogo jumpy thing

granted but the pogo breaks and you die.

I wish i spoke infinite RAMBLE

Uhh, what? Ok uh... Granted but you mouth got sealed by the FBI

I wish dawg and deathkilla had a cool hat.

Granted, but its their version of cool, not yours. so the hat colorcodes all its posts in random colors in giant font and is just slightly bitchy, but with an undercurrent of respect. luv u guys.

i wish i had a self-sweeping broom (and dont say granted but it turned out to be a vacuum, thats weak)

P.S. we need to discuss these awesome wishes more, a sportscar for only 24 hours wld be awesomeee. i wldnt want it forever, id die in a hot minute. all of these awesome wishes are bouncing around and they dont even get a oogahboogahboogah/MEH

Ok ruin the game much.

I wish texas wouldnt ruin any more games.

Granted, but he steels your girl friend instead

i wish i had the hotest chick ever as my gf

Granted but she has a dick

I wish deathkilla would just give into the fact that I will be a wcs admin

GRANTEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD but your perm banned from the server =)

I wish every member of the clan donated 100$ to our paypal account that is unfreezable and that is unable to get hacked or pw changed.(what now bitches!)

granted but it is monoply money.

I wish deathkilla DIDNT JUST GET BURNED HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

alright, that dosen't make sence, u can't put monopoly money in paypal, that just dosen't make sence, therefor u just got burned for making up randomness shit.

U LOSE!

i didnt want to say this but the money was Canadian...

Canadas dollar has been higher for the past couple days therefore u lose for believeing paypal

lolz

GAME OVER:
Blackout IS THE LOSER!

Deathkilla wrote:

lolz

GAME OVER:
Blackout IS THE LOSER!

WOOT

ok ok, there is no end. lol

start over,

I wish my zebra could drive

no its game over =)

GG

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